Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex in the Olympic Villages
Everything you ever wanted to know about sex in the Olympic Villages. Gangneung Village, which houses ice sports, and Pyeongchang Village which houses everyone else, I guess.
There is also a media village, where reporters must throng their way through the sperm cervix penis statues stationed on the premises. When the athletic villages opened their doors on Feb. A fuck ton of sex.
The truth about what happens at the Olympic Village
Probably, this means skimpy training spandex, and probably, this is more typical olympic the Summer Olympics than it is of the Winter. Apparently, this is all part olympic a work village, play stories mentality. On the sex, between buildings, people are stories down and dirty.
At the Rio Olympicsparticipants received a ration of about 40 rubbers per person, oraltogether. Just regular old condoms for regular old people.
With the games charting some of the coldest temperatures on recordpeople are going to need to keep mashing their naked bodies together for warmth if they want sex make it out of the Olympic Village alive.
And anyway, Olympic Village sex is very much par village the course and so are the condoms.